Do I have the hobby of an 80 year old woman? Possibly. Did I create a portrait of my cat featuring his lil butt? Sure did.
regina george
a gift for my friend, not an insult.
my cat: an asshole. literally and figuratively.
his name is felix and he’s actually pretty great…sometimes.
100,000,000 stitches
I don’t know if that’s true but it did take me 2/3 of the amount of time it takes to carry a baby. So the baby better like it.
chicken sandwich?
one time this was part of my job description.